WHAT TO DO: if your man is flirting with a minor YouTube-sensation

WHAT TO DO: if your man is flirting with a minor YouTube-sensation

sandy

This is Sandy. A girl Mr. Man has been flirting with. I caught him in the act (besides being a doodle girl i am also a super hacker.. at least when it comes to men) and he wrote her a week ago, asking how she was doing… and then it turned into flirt and “you should break up with you man” and “you are very hot” and shit..

They used to bang a little, when Mr. Man was only an insecure boy, before i made him into a man.
I’m not really the jealous type – (look at me, i’m fabulous!) But when the ex is a minor YouTube-star, and pretty cute, i’ll be turning into Sherlock Doodles.
i tracked her down everywhere and found out she got a boob job, she is friends with people i know, and she has her own youtube channel. AND she is SUPER BORING. You know, very stereotypical, cute and simple. As my friends would call her: a Smurf.

I told Mr. Man to cut the crap! he behaved like a good boy, and sponsored me with 30$ so i could join “Color Run” (i’ll tell you more about that another time).

Mr. Man stopped flirting, but kept the contact. his excuse is “i consider her a friend” OH REALLY! because you were SO close before you wrote her? ha ha ha ha (sarcasm)

Anyway the above picture is how i imagine Sandy doing her make-up tutorials. with balls in her mouth. i feel a lot better now.

Introducing: Mr. Man

Introducing: Mr. Man

theman

This is Mr. Man. he is close to my heart. Right now he travels around South Africa, while studying to become an alternative therapist. Afterwards he might want to settle down (PLEASE GOD MAKE HIM SETTLE DOWN) and become a Pilot. He used to have a dream AND talent to become a professional football player, but took some wrong decisions early in life. But he will always be the best on the field (even with his little cute chubby tummy that i might be the cause off because i love to cook for him). He has very hairy legs, and speaks both Norwegian, Swedish and Danish, as he is a Scandinavian mix-match.

He has a taste for burgers, Chelsea, traveling and flirting with women, which has been a cause of many frustrated outburst from me (which you will hear about soon). But he promises that he loves me.. and i’m cool with that.

A year ago me and Mr. Man lived in Johannesburg and Cape Town for over 7 months. what an adventure!

Mr. Man is also very unstable and he doesn’t like to think about the future AT ALL. he lives in the now… It’s hard to handle, when me myself and I want to have a house and kids soon. Anyway

I have never gotten flowers from Mr. Man, but he has often bought me a house plant (as shown above) – it is just as cute, and they last longer. (if it wasn’t because i am a notorious plant killer)

ANTI-SCHOOL – but still a student

ANTI-SCHOOL – but still a student

furious Silva

Alright guys, there’s a lot of things you don’t know about me – e.g. that i am a princess in a wonderland aka fantasy/neverland.. naaaah i wish.

No, i’m totally normal. Except for this: I do school from home. Yup. I tried the whole, school/class/get up early. but it didn’t work for me. I really don’t wanna waste my time with analyzing a poem for 3 hours like “what do you think he meant by black curtains?” – umm. MAYBE HE JUST LIKED BLACK CURTAINS! …… i totally get that there are hidden meanings, and subconscious things going on in peoples writings and art, but shouldn’t it be individual/personal what we get out of it?. why destroy a perfectly good piece of art, by over-analyzing it?!!!

Anyway, that was not my point with this post 😛

I’m studying from home, and i like it.. except for when i make a mistake, and realize i am late with this months “homework” (yes, they still check up on me, even if i don’t go to school” .. so i have been stressing (therefor the picture of me, in my frustrations)!

if i believed in diagnosis i would probably fit very well in to the category of ADHD (and manio-depression). I have gone to way too many schools: boarding school for art, music school, high school.. I have worked in sales/service in between for several years. And i have been manio-depressive since i was 17! These days it is only a small roller-coaster. I’m not staring into the wall for days (as i used to).. I think my life has been a big protest against society. It’s hard finding a role to play, which is also inspiring. You know? And i don’t do 9-5! Basically i’m Dolly Parton… Without the boobs and talent…

Anyway.. you can learn more about me the following weeks. I hope you enjoy following my life so far.

P.S. i am actually very happy with my life at the moment!

who’s that girl?

who’s that girl?

Jolie

Hi Guys!

This is me, i’m Silva, but you can call me giiiiiiiiirl. just kidding. I’m in my 20’s and inspired by my alter-ego – a real girl, but undisclosed.. So all you’ll see here, is based on true events. didn’t it just get more exciting and scary? (like in the movies)

i’m creative, unserious and easily gets stressed. I am from Scandinavia, so please excuse my spelling and punctuation – we have different gramma rules here, and we like to put a comma at random places and add random words together. its the potato language.

I’ve been drawing since forever, but just a few days ago i started using illustrator, so i’ll have fun with that – and thats why the drawings are so simple and weird. but hey, as long as i’m cute 😉

I’ll try and update about my illustarted life at least once a year, or less. or maybe you’re lucky and i’ll post a new update in a few days. he he he he

See ya around guys