DID I DIE?

DID I DIE?

Silva Rip

HI GUYS!!! It’s me… Silva… The friendly ghost of your worst mediocre nightmares

Just kidding.

I fell into the trap, that 80% (I made that number up) of all bloggers fall into after 5 posts (i made that number up too.. but i might hypothetically be right)
I forgot to blog! for a half goddamn year!

I think it mainly stems from my lack of time, in regards to drawing and coloring my doodle life on illustrator

So I found a solution.. I will only post in black and white; It’s old school, modern and fast.
My lazy bum loves it.

What was I up to the last year you ask?
Well, my dear friends, I spend 3 months in LA, I broke up with Mr. Man 5 times, and I… uummm… didn’t die.

I also found out that I am super scared of outer space, and alien invasion.
So now I’m basically a conspiracy theorist… haha…. no joke

What am I doing now?
I’m going back to High School, to finish my last subjects… but i will be doing it online, so i can make up all the high school drama myself. I am also looking for a job.
I hate to sell and stand up all day and work in retail, but thats what I’m good at.. so I’ll be doing that.
I wish i could just be a singing miracle, or a great artist, og marry rich.

Life is hard

How are you guys doing? (you are probably all dead by now, and I’m the last doodle girl int he whole world)

Introducing: Mr. Man

Introducing: Mr. Man

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This is Mr. Man. he is close to my heart. Right now he travels around South Africa, while studying to become an alternative therapist. Afterwards he might want to settle down (PLEASE GOD MAKE HIM SETTLE DOWN) and become a Pilot. He used to have a dream AND talent to become a professional football player, but took some wrong decisions early in life. But he will always be the best on the field (even with his little cute chubby tummy that i might be the cause off because i love to cook for him). He has very hairy legs, and speaks both Norwegian, Swedish and Danish, as he is a Scandinavian mix-match.

He has a taste for burgers, Chelsea, traveling and flirting with women, which has been a cause of many frustrated outburst from me (which you will hear about soon). But he promises that he loves me.. and i’m cool with that.

A year ago me and Mr. Man lived in Johannesburg and Cape Town for over 7 months. what an adventure!

Mr. Man is also very unstable and he doesn’t like to think about the future AT ALL. he lives in the now… It’s hard to handle, when me myself and I want to have a house and kids soon. Anyway

I have never gotten flowers from Mr. Man, but he has often bought me a house plant (as shown above) – it is just as cute, and they last longer. (if it wasn’t because i am a notorious plant killer)