WHAT TO DO: if your man is flirting with a minor YouTube-sensation

WHAT TO DO: if your man is flirting with a minor YouTube-sensation

sandy

This is Sandy. A girl Mr. Man has been flirting with. I caught him in the act (besides being a doodle girl i am also a super hacker.. at least when it comes to men) and he wrote her a week ago, asking how she was doing… and then it turned into flirt and “you should break up with you man” and “you are very hot” and shit..

They used to bang a little, when Mr. Man was only an insecure boy, before i made him into a man.
I’m not really the jealous type – (look at me, i’m fabulous!) But when the ex is a minor YouTube-star, and pretty cute, i’ll be turning into Sherlock Doodles.
i tracked her down everywhere and found out she got a boob job, she is friends with people i know, and she has her own youtube channel. AND she is SUPER BORING. You know, very stereotypical, cute and simple. As my friends would call her: a Smurf.

I told Mr. Man to cut the crap! he behaved like a good boy, and sponsored me with 30$ so i could join “Color Run” (i’ll tell you more about that another time).

Mr. Man stopped flirting, but kept the contact. his excuse is “i consider her a friend” OH REALLY! because you were SO close before you wrote her? ha ha ha ha (sarcasm)

Anyway the above picture is how i imagine Sandy doing her make-up tutorials. with balls in her mouth. i feel a lot better now.

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