HI GUYS!!! It’s me… Silva… The friendly ghost of your worst mediocre nightmares
I fell into the trap, that 80% (I made that number up) of all bloggers fall into after 5 posts (i made that number up too.. but i might hypothetically be right)
I forgot to blog! for a half goddamn year!
I think it mainly stems from my lack of time, in regards to drawing and coloring my doodle life on illustrator
So I found a solution.. I will only post in black and white; It’s old school, modern and fast.
My lazy bum loves it.
What was I up to the last year you ask?
Well, my dear friends, I spend 3 months in LA, I broke up with Mr. Man 5 times, and I… uummm… didn’t die.
I also found out that I am super scared of outer space, and alien invasion.
So now I’m basically a conspiracy theorist… haha…. no joke
What am I doing now?
I’m going back to High School, to finish my last subjects… but i will be doing it online, so i can make up all the high school drama myself. I am also looking for a job.
I hate to sell and stand up all day and work in retail, but thats what I’m good at.. so I’ll be doing that.
I wish i could just be a singing miracle, or a great artist, og marry rich.
Life is hard
How are you guys doing? (you are probably all dead by now, and I’m the last doodle girl int he whole world)
Okay, my new years eve was super cozy. 25 is a good age to be a grown up. i can’t help it. i drank a lot of champagne, white wine and rose (the red wine i bought and thought was sophisticated and a bit fruity was actually super sweet and gross.. disgusting)
anyway. me and my man ate a 4 course dinner, watched Monty Pyton and took a nap. at 11pm we forced ourselves to go to our friends party. i met good friends talked and played Simpsons on my iphone while he danced with all the ladies.
it was a fine night. and you know why? because i had NO expectations.. so even though it wasn’t amazing, it was still pretty great
anyway – the picture is of me trying to consume a giant hangover-burger. all princesses look like maniacs the day after a big night.. right?
This is Sandy. A girl Mr. Man has been flirting with. I caught him in the act (besides being a doodle girl i am also a super hacker.. at least when it comes to men) and he wrote her a week ago, asking how she was doing… and then it turned into flirt and “you should break up with you man” and “you are very hot” and shit..
They used to bang a little, when Mr. Man was only an insecure boy, before i made him into a man.
I’m not really the jealous type – (look at me, i’m fabulous!) But when the ex is a minor YouTube-star, and pretty cute, i’ll be turning into Sherlock Doodles.
i tracked her down everywhere and found out she got a boob job, she is friends with people i know, and she has her own youtube channel. AND she is SUPER BORING. You know, very stereotypical, cute and simple. As my friends would call her: a Smurf.
I told Mr. Man to cut the crap! he behaved like a good boy, and sponsored me with 30$ so i could join “Color Run” (i’ll tell you more about that another time).
Mr. Man stopped flirting, but kept the contact. his excuse is “i consider her a friend” OH REALLY! because you were SO close before you wrote her? ha ha ha ha (sarcasm)
Anyway the above picture is how i imagine Sandy doing her make-up tutorials. with balls in her mouth. i feel a lot better now.
This is Mr. Man. he is close to my heart. Right now he travels around South Africa, while studying to become an alternative therapist. Afterwards he might want to settle down (PLEASE GOD MAKE HIM SETTLE DOWN) and become a Pilot. He used to have a dream AND talent to become a professional football player, but took some wrong decisions early in life. But he will always be the best on the field (even with his little cute chubby tummy that i might be the cause off because i love to cook for him). He has very hairy legs, and speaks both Norwegian, Swedish and Danish, as he is a Scandinavian mix-match.
He has a taste for burgers, Chelsea, traveling and flirting with women, which has been a cause of many frustrated outburst from me (which you will hear about soon). But he promises that he loves me.. and i’m cool with that.
A year ago me and Mr. Man lived in Johannesburg and Cape Town for over 7 months. what an adventure!
Mr. Man is also very unstable and he doesn’t like to think about the future AT ALL. he lives in the now… It’s hard to handle, when me myself and I want to have a house and kids soon. Anyway
I have never gotten flowers from Mr. Man, but he has often bought me a house plant (as shown above) – it is just as cute, and they last longer. (if it wasn’t because i am a notorious plant killer)